You bet they could smell the bacon for a mile away and were running back to the house as fast as they could.

They wouldn’t keep you waiting long, you knew.

You shook your head and smiled brightly, focusing on the food once again. You hoped they would get home soon so that the food wouldn’t go cold. The bacon on the stove sizzled and popped, the fumes making the whole house smell amazing! You had gotten home early and decided to make breakfast for dinner for your two dorks known as Shifty and Lifty. Incest is disgusting and it can ruin people’s lives, I once saw a video in my recommendations called ‘happy tree friends comic- comic lifty x shifty’ I clicked on the video because I wanted to see the comments after watching it, I’ll describe the video to you since my links aren’t working since reddit is being a asshole to me, so basically it’s cuddles and shifty playing truth or dare, cuddles dares shifty to make out with lifty in a closet for 3 minutes, shifty declines that and says “no” then cuddles says “I’ll give you twenty dollars if you do” then he says “yes” then shifty and lifty make out in the closet, then it shows a timeskip then cuddles says “its been over 3 minutes you can come out now” then they say “give us 5 minutes”, it was a cringey video but the comments on this video are disgusting, people where saying it was cute, I’m not sure if they are just kids who don’t understand that incest is bad or it’s people who know it’s bad but ships it anyways but then I saw a comment that said that shifty and lifty are brothers and that they shouldn’t be supporting this ship but then the OP of the video said “but it’s cute and adorable” which made me want to throw my keyboard at my computer, this person literally said they were brothers but they were gonna still ship it anyways because it’s “cUtE”, INCEST ISNT CUTE OR QUIRKY ITS DISGUSTING, this person and the OP of the video did have a argument in the comments but I’m too lazy to go over the argument, this comment and the video is what made me want to make this text post, let me say this again INCEST ISNT CUTE, and rule 34 has some of this ship too, type in “lifty” or “shifty” and you’ll see what I mean, this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet, I’ve seen shock sites and videos, I’ve seen gacha kids support MAPs, I’ve seen vore, I’ve seen weird and disgusting fetishes, I’ve seen tons of disgusting things on the internet, I’ve even ran the fucking gauntlet but to me in my opinion this is the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet, it basically is supporting Incest and lots of people ship it and say “it’s my otp” even though they know they are brothers, let me say this again for the last time.Suggestive jokes/humor, sexual references We all know shifty and lifty are brothers right, if you didn’t know this then yep they are brothers, but some people in the community like to ship them together and it’s weird and disgusting, their is lots of fanart of this ship depicting them making out and lots of weird stuff, and it’s disgusting, when I looked up ‘happy tree friends yaoi’ some of the results is this ship, and I don’t know why people ship this but some people say this ship is ‘cute’ let me just say this. (I will get pretty mad in this so be warned)

Anime happy tree friends lifty x shifty